Kids: Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Temper tantrum

By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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brokenly 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:06

you gave her the option..

uniquefreak99 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:07

How old is she?

Comments

saIty 17

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:24

False. You live everyday; you only die once.

saIty 17

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:27

Oops. This was suppose to be a response for #3. Allow me to thumb myself down.

emeraldisle 30

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:30

I'm curious as to how you didn't catch your daughter leaving the house in her birthday suit.

amba69 0

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:44

I'm curious as to why her daughter would want to leave the house naked.

Marrach 7

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:11

42- Re-read the FML.

emeraldisle 30

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:32

I'm assuming she wanted to defy her mother.

matt98_fml 13

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:30

Now I'm wondering what type of clothes you got for her.

loserboii 11

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:31

If she's a child discipline her If she's a brave teenager, indeed FYL

silverhelms 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:33

Pics or it didn't happen

stephissilly 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:39

win.

ninjalovin 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:41

Pedobear approves.

kimg0885 23

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:41

This reminds me of an episode off that show Suburgatory, the mom wanted the teenage daughter to dress in a pilgrim style dress for thanksgiving or go naked.......she chose naked.