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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Sniper3000 0

wtf.... lmao!!!! wat #1 said. dude like seriously...........

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KnioBerry 0

I can seriously picture the look of horror/disgust on OP's mom's face. xDD And what you'd say when she opened the door. o.e

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cellycrunk 16

that's great you should be my new best friend. <3

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My2864 1

EPIC, EPIC, EPIC WIN!! hahahaha thats hilarious

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theodore214 0

I can picture this happening... LMAO

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glitterbabe224 0

that's disgusting. fyl for being desperate enough to hump a ******* dog. ew.

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happybillie 0

WTF are you smoking?

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KOALAZOE 0

lMAO yOU tURNED yOUR mALE dOG iNTO yOUR bITCH(fEMALE dOG)

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