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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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annaofwisconsin 0

How in the hell did that occur to be a good idea to you?

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storm613 0

OMG! LOL! This is one of the only fmls to actually make me LOL!

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melicakes 0

this is my FAVORITE fml. hahahahha you are awesome, seriously

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AkanishiSan 0

haha, it's true when a dog humps ur leg he's pretty much thinking he's better than you. but to hump the dog back...that's amazing. all u had to do really was to shove him off and scold him lol

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cristineuhhx3 0

Uh, what the ****?

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Lost_Girl_Lydia 0

Siiick. You are sick. Wanna know what your mum said.

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danielw 0

YDI!!!!!! You're not a dog, so it doesn't mean the same thing for you at all. Did you try licking your mom's face?

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skatergirl21 2

Y hump him wen u can hump me

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