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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Norther 1

you're mom is scared for life!

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Psychotic_Snail 0

Today, i walked in on my son humping the dog. FML.

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xXSerpentXx 0

You humped the dog back!? Ahaha!! xD You push the dog onto his/her back and show your teeth!! xD Your family must be in some emotional distress xDDD

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ARNGwifey 0

Actually, it does mean dominance in the dog world....but thats probably not why he was humping your leg, and you doing to him would not have helped anything lol. All you have to do to dominate a dog is have a calm assertive attitude.

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ARNGwifey 0

Actually humping can be a dominating gesture in the dog world. But thats probably not why he was doing it, and you just made yourself look stupid lol. Just watch the dog whisperer and save yourself some grief.

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ARNGwifey 0

Actually humping can be a dominating gesture in the dog world. But thats probably not why he was doing it, and you just made yourself look stupid lol. Just watch the dog whisperer and save yourself some grief.

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konrad1 0

dude no matter the dominance or not, NEVER HUMP A FREAKING DOG!

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MunChiChi 0

Where does it say "mother"?? His SISTER IN LAW walked in. Dipshits!!

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Sniper3000 0

no it used to say mother but I guess they changed it

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