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Dog fart - - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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marine10_fml 0

dude, that sucks!

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KurouTenshi 0

the ultimate Dutch Oven >:D

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

You deserve it for having not eaten the dog already.

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