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Dog fart - - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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altna 4

Finally! The only real FML I've seen on this site in _weeks_! ...And sucks to be you, OP.

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seb3euro 1

wow! sort of the worst one ever. but also a true fml! keep your head up!

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Tigg3r 3

Dog=win You=fail (Please don't breed)

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metazoanhaddock 11

first thing that came to my mind was Jackass 2

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