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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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iluvninjas 0

haha that really sucks

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rhodium 0

Best mental image I've had in a while. Thanks, OP.

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FerrariCake 2

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. No wait... this may be the funniest thing I have ever read, anywhere. I think I'm going to have a heart attack... please, for our collective safety, never post this again.

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HelloAnna 0

Ew, that's quite a disturbing visualization. Thanks.

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erizzz 0

ahhhhhhahahahahshahaha

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Jny_fml 0

That is what you get for having sleep apnea.

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