By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 05:01 - United States
The Top
Read the TOS
By Lameartist - 12/02/2012 10:36
By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester
By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States
Dogfished
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Thanks, I guess…
By reallyson? - 12/01/2015 05:28 - United States - South Hadley
Get Out
By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave
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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs
First date hell
By jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton
By poorman - 09/10/2009 23:22 - Canada
Odd
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By LaneyyenaL - 19/07/2010 04:38 - United States
Laneyyenal tells us more.
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By r1has - 29/06/2016 20:01 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi
r1has tells us more.
For everyone telling me to break my fast, had it actually been a problem and had I actually been sick, I would have broken it. But since I'm on summer vacation, I fell asleep, making it a lot easier to deal with. So while I was really hungry, it wasn't a health risk. I checked. God doesn't want you to kill yourself, just feel the pain of the poor and needy. And #3 pregnant women, menstruating women, nursing mothers, old people, sick people, kids e.t.c aren't supposed to fast. They can either make them up later or give in charity, if they are able to. If they aren't then no big deal. Plus puking, bleeding or fainting automatically breaks your fast, so even if I had gotten dizzy, I would have broken it. It was just kind of a miserable day because I get kinda pissy when I'm hungry, and I was snapping right and left. Thankfully my family understood, and made sure I woke up and had food the next day
By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis
Unexpected
By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States
Sorry…
By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia
By anonymous - 25/03/2015 04:24 - United States - Lubbock
By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa
Desperate
By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe
Mommy's little helper
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland
Big book of baby names
By isthisajoke - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States
Conveniant
By habsgurl0622 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Piedmont
First!
By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane
By silkworm - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States
Violence is rarely the answer
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer
Irony failure
By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia
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I'm the OP and it wasn't a huge deal as you all are making it out to be for me. A friend told me I should post it here to see if it got published. I'm not fat, and the only hair I have is what's on my head...If I had known the guys it would have been different, but these were guys that I have never met before. And its easy to not hear what's going on downstairs when the TV is on and the guys are all getting high, so there's no extra voices going on. I don't generally parade around in little to no clothing...but to each their own. Way to make this a way bigger deal than it needs to be people...