By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02
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By Username - 25/09/2010 04:49 - France
Gotcha moment
By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada
Nervous
By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin
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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom
By for_fs_sake - 21/09/2012 10:56 - United Kingdom
for_fs_sake tells us more.
Scolded
By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States
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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet
Bad omen or what?
By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States
Nightmare fuel
By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States
By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States
Brief encounter
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By AlicefromIreland - 23/08/2015 17:39 - Ireland
AlicefromIreland tells us more.
What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States
Red tape
By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 07:51 - Australia - Perth
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By jessroses - 31/03/2016 13:36 - Australia - Melbourne
jessroses tells us more.
OP here So didn't expect this to make the front page but to clear up a few things I'm 19, my boyfriend also lives with his parents and I live away from home in a town about 2 hours away, but my usual hangout bar is in my hometown so on the weekends and holidays I come home and make use of the bed. So mostly I've moved out. We had gotten into a very loud row which turned into mum (for the umpteenth time) bringing up how I'm never home and what happened to the sweet little girl that told her everything. I've explained time and time again that I didn't have friends then and Now I'm balancing a social life in 2 places, and spending time with family, which I admit I haven't been spending as much time with her, because once I moved out I could see her from a distance and see how manipulative she is. I have also tried to see mum less and less because I thought that's just where my life was headed. Being the youngest child means it's difficult for mum to let go. However, I have been her punching bag for the past few years, always making passing comments about my weight (I am obese, as is she) and the clothes I wear. I came out as bisexual to her and she doesn't believe me because I have a boyfriend and told me to keep it from the rest of the family. So yeah, I'm trying to get out of the situation, but my boyfriends family are not doing well financially so I would rather not move in, as well as its a relatively new relationship (just under a year)
By Bacular - 06/02/2010 09:29 - United Kingdom
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By what the fuck - 25/08/2013 19:28 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya
By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States
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I called the hospital this morning and was informed by the duty nurse that yes, I definitely should have been told not to drink on the new meds. When I asked why the doc didn't mention it, she replied that "the doctor has been very busy as she's now taken on a management position and she must have forgotten". Fabulous! Happily, my husband's very understanding, and the new guy thinks it's hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. So right now, I guess it's the lack of shoes and lack of dignity that are the real problems. And yes - I've heard I was a BLAST to drink with last night, until the whole shrub-shoe-booty-text debacle. God, I'm a moron.