Today, whilst walking home, it was so cold tears froze in my... - FML

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By Little_walker - 28/02/2017 14:21 - United Kingdom - Staines

Today, whilst walking home, it was so cold tears froze in my eyes. I was seeing triple for half an hour before they went. I nearly got hit by a car crossing the road and just missed walking into a tree because of it FLM.

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UltimateBob 11

Friday 3 March 2017 0:08

Why didn't you stop or close your eyes or something. YDI

janedriver 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 14:19

Very strange since tears are salt water and that has a lower freezing point. It has to be forty below zero for tears to freeze. Your eyeballs are heated , therefore the tears are also. You have to be dead for the eyeballs to freeze, thus allowing the tears to freeze. Are you dead? Or was it 40 below?

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UltimateBob 11

Friday 3 March 2017 0:08

Why didn't you stop or close your eyes or something. YDI

janedriver 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 14:19

Very strange since tears are salt water and that has a lower freezing point. It has to be forty below zero for tears to freeze. Your eyeballs are heated , therefore the tears are also. You have to be dead for the eyeballs to freeze, thus allowing the tears to freeze. Are you dead? Or was it 40 below?

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