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By Zorro64 - 19/08/2016 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst live streaming on Twitch, my Dad came in behind me with maracas and one of my Mum's skirts, and gyrated enthusiastically to about 50 people. I did not notice this until my chat told me, at which point I had to re-watch the recording. He dances like MIchael Jackson the prick. FML

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kikzermeizer 7

Sunday 21 August 2016 1:31

Hahahaha that's the best

ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:54

How didn't you hear him??

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ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:54

How didn't you hear him??

lakesofire 13

Saturday 20 August 2016 23:44

usually when you stream, you have headphones on

kikzermeizer 7

Sunday 21 August 2016 1:31

Hahahaha that's the best

penguinsgaming 18

Sunday 21 August 2016 3:03

twitch name? my username is thegamingpenguin07 if you want to check it out.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 25 August 2016 7:21

You could possibly use that to your advantage- stream goers tend to find amusing parents as a bonus. As long as he doesn't do anything that violates Twitch's ToS, he might wind up gaining you viewers.

KyoshiroT 32

Thursday 25 August 2016 12:29

Advice right here.

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