Today, while trying to wean myself off of my 5 hour midday nap,...

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By sleeping13hoursaday - 02/02/2018 21:06

Today, while trying to wean myself off of my 5 hour midday nap, I decided to clean my room, thinking that the activity would make me less tired. I woke up on the floor 5 hours later. FML

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Callyn 47

Sunday 4 February 2018 10:32

Get to a doctor, OP. That shit is not normal.

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Callyn 47

Sunday 4 February 2018 10:32

Get to a doctor, OP. That shit is not normal.

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