Animals: Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started...

By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

sorryheadphones 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

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dakatabg 31

Monday 20 April 2015 0:25

Wrong

cutycat136 28

Monday 20 April 2015 0:25

Maybe that's a sign to try and come up with a new laugh for yourself

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:30

Not woof. Arp!

PePziNL 20

Monday 20 April 2015 2:11

What?

ItsDutch 16

Monday 20 April 2015 2:47

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down a well?

wakemeupplease 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:56

lol am I the only one that wish could hear OP's laugh to see if it's true?

pastel_fml 18

Monday 20 April 2015 1:01

At least you both agree it's annoying.

buckdharma 37

Monday 20 April 2015 1:16

Just don't eat your homework!

TheBelt 19

Monday 20 April 2015 1:30

I need to hear it to believe it.

Prdmex 4

Monday 20 April 2015 2:01

What was the chihuahua studying for?

zenrael 21

Monday 20 April 2015 2:06

Not a fan of rat dogs...

Schuyler16 17

Monday 20 April 2015 2:17

Arfarfarfarf this was a funny post

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