Intimacy: Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many... - FML

By robotchickens - 10/03/2010 19:54 - United States

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Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

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aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:26

I'm all ears

KaylynKicks 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:26

oooooo sexy! what a turn on

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subcultured 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 10:38

wow dude. that's just wrong. fyl.

slothlover66 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 10:53

I agree with #150, thumbs are pretty cool

tehchowder 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:18

OP is a guy.

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:09

Well, did you say ok?

HeresReality 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:14

for those of you who didn't notice, the OP is a guy and everyone is saying "her"

KibaSama 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:18

lol really?

yuito90 0

Monday 5 April 2010 7:15

OP I like ur use if terminology lol

ixi_cloud_ixi 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 18:31

XD niiiiiice

Jazzalyn 10

Saturday 19 June 2010 15:08

Must have been awkward, considering OP is a man (unless he swings that way, but in that case, still awkward I think). If some old guy did that to me (or any guy), I'd probably hit or kick them or something.

AliceCullen13 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:39

You should have tried it. New experiences can lead nicely. lmfao

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