Transportation: Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me....

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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Friday 11 March 2011 9:05

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bleedingglitter 24

Friday 12 June 2015 7:10

I've had that happen. It wasn't a new car but when I was coming around the turn I noted some deer to my right and was watching them to make sure they didn't dash out in front of me when the buck came from the left and smashed into my back passenger door. Only time an animal has ever hit ME instead of the other way around.