Today we got yet another delivery of flowers for my young girl... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 20:07

Today we got yet another delivery of flowers for my young girl from some admiring boy. When my older girl, who never gets asked out, rolled her eyes and said "Who are THOSE for, " I said for some reason, "They're for you!" She jumped up and excitedly screamed "ohmygod from who?" I hate myself. FML

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Monday 26 February 2018 15:35

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Monday 26 February 2018 15:35

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