Today was supposed to be my graduation in college, I dropped... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 18:40

Today was supposed to be my graduation in college, I dropped out because my parents couldn't help pay and instead pay all for my younger brother's college. I won several scholarships and only needed their help for groceries, while my brother just parties and skips class. FML

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mymegangirl 7

Monday 3 June 2019 1:14

if you only needed money for groceries it seems like you could have gotten a part time job. sounds like you gave up way too easily. ydi

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mymegangirl 7

Monday 3 June 2019 1:14

if you only needed money for groceries it seems like you could have gotten a part time job. sounds like you gave up way too easily. ydi

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