Kids: Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class.... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

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JMachiavelli 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:09

You also seem too fat to be described in just one word.

suppressed08 2

Monday 24 May 2010 9:17

*shoots the child* WE SAID ONE WORD D:

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unknownchick313 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:52

That hurts. /:

aaxxandum 10

Friday 17 February 2012 3:05

I dont really know what to say to that... Sorry ?

awesomesauce924 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:36

hahahahahaxD

feedmankeynow 10

Tuesday 30 April 2013 6:05

What's wrong with being fat?

fairylights85 13

Thursday 30 January 2014 8:01

From the comments about weight I thought I was on Reddit for a second, not FML.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 22 August 2015 16:46

That's five words.

Skelator_Jenkins 12

Friday 15 July 2016 5:05

Maybe she meant phat as in cool

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