Today, my ex-best friend faked being in critical condition at...

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By ChaoticNeutral - 07/02/2018 15:21

Today, my ex-best friend faked being in critical condition at the hospital, even going so far as to have someone call and pretend to be a supervisor from work, just to distract me while she stole $4000 from me then disappeared. FML

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Friday 9 February 2018 5:13

how do you have 4000 so easily found that someone can distract you with a phone call to steal it, ydi

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Friday 9 February 2018 5:13

how do you have 4000 so easily found that someone can distract you with a phone call to steal it, ydi

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