Miscellaneous: Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post...

By Posty - 18/05/2009 18:38 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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Friday 23 July 2010 15:32

and what's 4th? haha

Roofus 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:55

Sounds like something I'd do

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Applelover13 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 14:00

#16. He probably wanted to check his mail too so he got his keys

Eiotlrd 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:09

that sucks

squeaksx24 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:28

Damnnnn. That sucksssss!

Shortaay_xx 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:17

Lmfao That REAALLLY sucks x)

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:20

I'm guessing the letter, since it's hard to be that stupid.

madelinex 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:19

hopefully, the letter!

Wankster 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:34

idk you tell me OP

kalidaeyes_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:11

awwww!!!!!

Daviddrozhzhin 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:28

Ummm lets see here, uhhhh, the letter! An i right?

imadogwoof 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 3:23

My guess you mailed the letter? what idiot would mail keys?

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