Today, my sister and I had my father’s will read to us. My sister... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 22:23

Today, my sister and I had my father’s will read to us. My sister will get all the cash and properties. I will “not see a cent” all because I “went against his wishes of having sex before marriage.” I already made plans of going on vacation and put a few designer bags on layaway. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 29 March 2021 6:02

It's a little cruel to cut you out of his will because you had pre-marital sex, but you'd have to speak to a lawyer to see if you can contest it. Having said that, if he made it clear that you would be cut out before you had pre-marital sex, you can't exactly complain. If he hid it from you, that might help you contest it. Although again, talk to a lawyer.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 29 March 2021 6:02

It's a little cruel to cut you out of his will because you had pre-marital sex, but you'd have to speak to a lawyer to see if you can contest it. Having said that, if he made it clear that you would be cut out before you had pre-marital sex, you can't exactly complain. If he hid it from you, that might help you contest it. Although again, talk to a lawyer.

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