Today, my professor accused me of believing propoganda because... - FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2018 06:16

Today, my professor accused me of believing propoganda because I showed him raw television footage proving that he was wrong. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:01

Some people just refuse to be wrong. Better to save your breath for someone who acknowledges you're correct.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:22

You can't convince a crazy person that they're wrong. Look at all the millions of fools who picked up a 2,000-year-old book and said "That's real. I completely believe everything that happened in this book, and anyone who disagrees with me will spend eternity in Hell."

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sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:01

Some people just refuse to be wrong. Better to save your breath for someone who acknowledges you're correct.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:22

You can't convince a crazy person that they're wrong. Look at all the millions of fools who picked up a 2,000-year-old book and said "That's real. I completely believe everything that happened in this book, and anyone who disagrees with me will spend eternity in Hell."

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