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By ok123 - 02/01/2018 17:48

Today my parents left to go on vacation. They took my three siblings, but taking me was too expensive, I am 14 FML.

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Mongo999 9

Wednesday 3 January 2018 21:27

You are looking at this all wrong! When I was 12, my parents took my 4 brothers to Florida for 10 days . . . leaving me home to deliver 2 paper routes. I never enjoyed being alone more! Pepsi and ice cream for breakfast! The best 10 days of my childhood!!

interesting33 36

Thursday 4 January 2018 0:43

is that not a bit young to be left alone for that long? I'm sorry they didn't take you. that sounds really unfair!

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Mongo999 9

Wednesday 3 January 2018 21:27

You are looking at this all wrong! When I was 12, my parents took my 4 brothers to Florida for 10 days . . . leaving me home to deliver 2 paper routes. I never enjoyed being alone more! Pepsi and ice cream for breakfast! The best 10 days of my childhood!!

interesting33 36

Thursday 4 January 2018 0:43

is that not a bit young to be left alone for that long? I'm sorry they didn't take you. that sounds really unfair!

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