Miscellaneous: Today, my parents keep on telling me I'm being lazy, and not... - FML

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By AnnoyedTeen - 15/07/2016 16:04 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, my parents keep on telling me I'm being lazy, and not doing anything productive. So, I decided to apply for a work permit (I'm fifteen). When my dad found out, he started yelling at me, saying no-one would hire me, that it's stupid, etc. That's what I get for trying to be productive. FML

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TheCutestLizard 28

Saturday 16 July 2016 4:31

Your parents probably want your help doing household chores.

purplemask 6

Saturday 16 July 2016 7:48

If you really do want a job, go for it. I got hired as a waitress at 14. I dont suggest it though. Growing up too fast sucks.

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TheCutestLizard 28

Saturday 16 July 2016 4:31

Your parents probably want your help doing household chores.

KrystalKruspe 4

Monday 18 July 2016 6:56

Aka free labor.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:53

Ding Ding Ding! Give the lizard a prize! Yes, OP, they undoubtedly just want your free labor around the house.

purplemask 6

Saturday 16 July 2016 7:48

If you really do want a job, go for it. I got hired as a waitress at 14. I dont suggest it though. Growing up too fast sucks.

PtCaboose 21

Tuesday 19 July 2016 0:16

I got a job at 15, I never had time to hang out with friends so I wouldn't recommend it

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