Love: Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

WithaKay 4

Friday 30 September 2011 8:50

Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 30 September 2011 8:50

You could alternatively get a man.

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Ricky23J 0

Friday 30 September 2011 18:14

Dog has someone he knows that is going to be perfect for you. He knew before you were even born.

nerdfighteria 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:11

Yeah man, Dog's sooo cool.

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 18:21

Ops parents: whose boxers are they Op: oh u no, that guy that comes over, and I slept with ALL the time.... Oh and don't worry there's more were he came from B) Ops Parents..... :O

Sammy_Aldrich 5

Friday 30 September 2011 18:32

thats sad

cookiemonsterr91 4

Friday 30 September 2011 19:04

wow, you must really be insecure.

randa92 3

Friday 30 September 2011 19:21

Ouch! That sucks

chelseaaababyyy 17

Friday 30 September 2011 19:53

nothing wrong with being single. the right one will come along. just enjoy if while you can (:

Wynthos 2

Friday 30 September 2011 20:49

You have no idea how ****** lucky you are to not be tied down.

punkin_26 16

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:34

I second that!!!!!!!!!

hotLatina 0

Friday 30 September 2011 21:31

what happens wen they wnt to meet him??? lmao

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 30 September 2011 23:27

I'm sure if she's going to bother to pretend to have had a boyfriend, she can also bother to pretend to have broken up with him...

kBzee 3

Friday 30 September 2011 21:49

Why do you feel you have to make it seem like you're in a relationship? Who cares if you're single, go have fun!

StereoHeart 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:02

Aw. Its okay OP. That sounds like something I would do. Lol. But then again, I am only 14. Things might be different when I am your age.

laxerswag180 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:09

r u even old enough to be on this little girl ?

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