Intimacy: Today, my husband and I had sex. This would usually be great... - FML

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By Better-than-never - 22/05/2016 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my husband and I had sex. This would usually be great if it occured more than once a month, but he prefers to just play video games with his spare time. So much for our plans to get pregnant anytime soon. FML.

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gijojo_fml 9

Monday 23 May 2016 16:52

Angie is that you

monkeytater96 23

Tuesday 24 May 2016 6:13

I wouldn't dare force human fatherhood on your husband...sounds like video games are his babies, pride and absolute joy. If sex isn't even interesting to him either a "deep meaningful married couple" conversation or a divorce might be best.

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ayyy_bro 26

Monday 23 May 2016 16:01

If he's not constantly trying obviously he doesn't want a kid.

gijojo_fml 9

Monday 23 May 2016 16:52

Angie is that you

Zannanana 18

Monday 23 May 2016 20:02

Why would you want a kid with a boy who constantly wants to play videogames

monkeytater96 23

Tuesday 24 May 2016 6:13

I wouldn't dare force human fatherhood on your husband...sounds like video games are his babies, pride and absolute joy. If sex isn't even interesting to him either a "deep meaningful married couple" conversation or a divorce might be best.

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