By ScenicSubterfuge - 16/07/2013 16:01 - United States - Houston
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OP here, that thought hasn't even crossed my mind! That's scary! Haha, she's fine now, but we're already considering moving her to an old folks home -- she's in her late 70s -- so that'll be the next move!
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Confruzzled
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At least Grandma was aware enough to call the cops. If there were a real robbery you would be set.
she would probably think the robber was her grandson?
cottoncandymango
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It's not her fault. :/
olpally
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That's awful :( so sad.
perdix
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If you can't do the time, don't do the crime! Hopefully, you won't press charges against yourself and the judge will let you go with a stern warning.
We're you arrested?
OP here, Haha no! Fortunately:)
rokolodo
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Ok how old are you? How can an old lady corner you?
OP here, in the original FML I submitted I had said "cornered me in the kitchen with her cane." That's how she did it. Those things are painful!
perdix
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Tell the cops she's your accomplice. Then, when the two of you are in prison, you can shank her in the yard!
"I'm not a thief! My grandmother has Alzheimer's." "I heard that one before..."
"I've heard that one before....I think?"
Don't worry OP. It will all be forgotten by the morning. **** both your lives.
Time to face up to your criminal life op… what's the sentence for self robbery?
graceinsheepwear
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Self service.
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FHL for having that horrible disease. :(
1. At least she still remembers how to call the cops. THAT'S a heartwarming accomplishment for someone with Alz. 2. Just imagine if she was part of the pro-gun initiative and took it upon her own hands. 3. Grandma didn't mean to be mean, unlike some thieving, lying senior citizens on Fml.