Today, my girlfriend of 6 months dumped me. The reason? I found...

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By Brokenman - 01/05/2018 12:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months dumped me. The reason? I found out she had been seeing another guy for over a month and they are moving in together tomorrow. He's her drug dealer. FML

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Friday 4 May 2018 2:18

You had a druggie girlfriend? You're better off without her, man.

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ChromoTec 24

Friday 4 May 2018 2:18

You had a druggie girlfriend? You're better off without her, man.

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