Love: Today, my girlfriend of 4 years just broke up with me. Tomorrow... - FML

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By Michael - 18/07/2016 03:22 - United States - Oxford

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years just broke up with me. Tomorrow is my last day at work...I quit because I'll be joining the military and wanted to spend time with her before I left. FML

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Monday 18 July 2016 16:02

Damn, that really sucks man, I'm sorry. But now you can find someone who appreciates you, and has better timing. And also, thank you for your service, OP.

sohigh10 34

Monday 18 July 2016 17:38

Was it because of you joining the military that she left you?

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Monday 18 July 2016 16:02

Damn, that really sucks man, I'm sorry. But now you can find someone who appreciates you, and has better timing. And also, thank you for your service, OP.

sohigh10 34

Monday 18 July 2016 17:38

Was it because of you joining the military that she left you?

valkyrie28107 7

Monday 18 July 2016 21:18

hey, she don't deserve you chief good luck and thanks.

rick159 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 3:02

Better to have clean slate before basic. There will be lots of girls in your life, she is just one.

ZDRANO 9

Monday 25 July 2016 12:29

Been there done that.

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