Love: Today, my girlfriend got the $50 flowers and chocolates I got...

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By pureNed - 08/06/2016 15:50 - United States - Fredericktown

Today, my girlfriend got the $50 flowers and chocolates I got for her as an expression of love and to say sorry for a fight that's been making things hard for us. Her response? "Why did you get me those? I didn't ask for them." FML.

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Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:24

wow.... she's either i bitch or really really really dense.... i.... sorry OP i can't help u here. If she's a bitch run now. if she's dense help her.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 9 June 2016 6:46

now watch when you do things only when she asks, she'll get mad and demand you to be spontaneous and thoughtful

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Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:24

wow.... she's either i bitch or really really really dense.... i.... sorry OP i can't help u here. If she's a bitch run now. if she's dense help her.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 9 June 2016 6:46

now watch when you do things only when she asks, she'll get mad and demand you to be spontaneous and thoughtful

sizzlemyburger 3

Thursday 9 June 2016 18:39

She sounds horny

lol_damn_bro 14

Thursday 9 June 2016 22:14

One thing I've learned from FML is that no good deed goes unpunished OP

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