Today, my friends and I went bar hopping to joint-celebrate two... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By neverdrinkingwiththemagain - 02/05/2017 09:17 - Malaysia - Semenyih

Today, my friends and I went bar hopping to joint-celebrate two of their birthdays. One of them got so drunk that she puked for three hours straight. In public. Until 3am. She continued puking in the car ride back to our dorms too. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 77

You deserved it 4

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

GhostFox 33

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:24

That's alcohol poisoning. She needed to go to the hospital, not to a dorm where she presumably slept in a room alone. Vomiting after drinking is the bodies last ditch method to get rid of some of the poison- which alcohol effectively is- before it causes further damage that could be lethal.

Comments

GhostFox 33

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:24

That's alcohol poisoning. She needed to go to the hospital, not to a dorm where she presumably slept in a room alone. Vomiting after drinking is the bodies last ditch method to get rid of some of the poison- which alcohol effectively is- before it causes further damage that could be lethal.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Frustration Intimacy NSFW Sex Growing old Fire Love Awkward Customers Kids Annoying Work Relationship advice Break-ups Video games Gamers Parenting Health Ecology Insects Painful Friends Pranks Garden Animals Cats Neighbours Technology Geek Weird

The Top

The Top

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 312

You deserved it 2 524

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 641

You deserved it 7 879

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 426

You deserved it 38 125

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 774

You deserved it 289

Today, my mom booked my family a $250 spot for a dinner cruise. I'm a type 1 diabetic in diabetic ketoacidosis. I told her that I needed to go to the hospital as this could kill me. Her response? "WHAT ABOUT THE $250 I PAID FOR THE CRUISE?!" I guess she cares more about the money than the fact I might die. Thanks mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 82

Today, I finally slapped the shit out of the mosquito that had been buzzing around my room all night. I celebrated, turned off the light, and immediately began hearing another one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 328

You deserved it 87