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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 00:38 - Brazil - Itaja?

Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML

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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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Monday 28 December 2015 0:55

Sounds like maybe your mom should've given him a divorce for Christmas instead.

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Sounds like he needs to talk to a counselor and see why he needs to talk to other woman. I'm sorry about your dad OP

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