Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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neenersm 5

Wednesday 5 June 2019 16:12

Then you, my dear, wear way too much makeup.

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Wednesday 5 June 2019 16:12

Tbh, you both deserve it. How is this even possible 😱

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 8 June 2019 20:07

This is another reason I don't wear makeup. But come on, who wears so much makeup that they're unrecognizable without it? That's nuts.

alicelouise66 5

Wednesday 17 July 2019 3:01

good god. if he couldn't recognize you then that's your first clue you're wearing way way too much makeup. gross. ydi

paranoidaf 7

Tuesday 12 November 2019 18:11

your bf sounds like an idiot

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