Today, my boyfriend of almost 4 years broke up with me because... - FML

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By moops - 02/02/2017 16:43 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend of almost 4 years broke up with me because he was jealous of my dog that I had for about 2. FML.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 4 February 2017 22:13

Lucky for you, the whiney biatch would've pulled you down later in life. I count it as a win.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 4 February 2017 22:13

Lucky for you, the whiney biatch would've pulled you down later in life. I count it as a win.

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