Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started...

By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

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