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By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML

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By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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roxyq 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:45

brush ur teeth

brieee 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:46

did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?

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77taylah33 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:18

in this case it is chew eat drink inside of eat drink chew!

fullmetalshrimp 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:32

Ugh, that's a turnoff.

funzcpl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:37

I agree. a HUGE turn off.

funzcpl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:35

oh I can't stand bad breath. unless you have halitosis there shouldn't be a reason for stinky breath!

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 13 November 2010 12:50

lol. you remind me of what OP should've used. Orbit. You lint licker!

KVloveBC 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:07

ewwww..

mouxouxou 11

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:10

That fml should really be a commercial for trident.It would rock :P

Maciejas 8

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:38

Geez, use a gum or a mouthwash. It's pretty disgusting to kiss someone with such a bad breath.

rockhound 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:38

damn, dragon breath

cartez2gs 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:54

tell monster breath to cage the beast. bust her on the mouth with some toothpaste on your hand.

experience333 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:03

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