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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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iOceanus 18

Friday 16 November 2012 3:42

People can be so ungrateful! Kudos to you, OP, for being nice, appreciated or not.

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Friday 16 November 2012 3:44

That's messed up, they need to clean up their act!

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jarrettd 27

Monday 19 November 2012 1:43

Some people. Ungrateful and foolish

Neeo_fml 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 4:05

Heh, no good deed goes unpunished ;)

Hipnog 15

Monday 8 July 2013 1:41

Only in real life, Where bad people are rewarded and Good people are punished.

allyiscute1 22

Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:10

That's why you can't be nice

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