Work: Today, my attractive young coworker and I were stocking tobacco.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 12:25

Today, my attractive young coworker and I were stocking tobacco. Hoping to impress her, I told her that Copenhagen was a real place, and that I'd give her five dollars if she knew where it was. To my surprise, she promptly said "Denmark," and held out her hand. I didn't have five dollars. FML.

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UmmOkThen 31

Friday 3 March 2017 17:10

So you assumed your coworker was dumb, and decided that the best way to impress her was to make her look stupid. Really? You are officially a broke moron.

kynsia 1

Monday 6 March 2017 23:33

You think putting someone down will impress them? You need to seriously brush up on flirting. Or maybe social interaction in general.

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UmmOkThen 31

Friday 3 March 2017 17:10

So you assumed your coworker was dumb, and decided that the best way to impress her was to make her look stupid. Really? You are officially a broke moron.

kynsia 1

Monday 6 March 2017 23:33

You think putting someone down will impress them? You need to seriously brush up on flirting. Or maybe social interaction in general.

janedriver 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 14:06

If you thought that was a tough question you could use an education beyond social interaction!

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