Love: Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt....

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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Monday 26 September 2011 22:38

You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol

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points for creative and funny break up

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moemoney8888 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:07

Well at least everyone else knows

GRgoldfish 19

Monday 31 December 2012 14:59

sorry but I think she's trying to say something to you :(

xfluttershy07 8

Sunday 3 February 2013 15:33

thats ****** up

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 5 July 2015 22:56

That's messed up.

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