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By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

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LazyLarry 3

Friday 26 June 2015 1:05

Yo, that sucks.. I can't belive TOILET PAPER is the reason you're now homeless.. I feel sorry for you, and not in an asshole, sarcastic way.

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