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By WhyMe - 09/05/2016 15:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I woke up to my two-story house being covered in toilet paper. Apparently, my ex, stalker, and one time thing are best friends and decided to pay me a visit. One of them also has my wallet and they blocked my number. FML
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NYGiants1925 22

Sounds like it's time for the police to get involved.

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stuckintime 17

if I were you I would call the police. it's one thing to prank you but a whole other thing to come into your place while you sleeping and steal your wallet. is anything missing? did your stalker take any mementos? how did they get in?

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NYGiants1925 22

Sounds like it's time for the police to get involved.

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KyoshiroT 32

What kind of "best friends" do you hang around with?

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GhostFox 33

They said that the ex, stalker, and fling were best friends, not that the jerks were their friends. Basically they all teamed up to break the law and harass OP because they all knew each other and were all angry at OP.

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stuckintime 17

if I were you I would call the police. it's one thing to prank you but a whole other thing to come into your place while you sleeping and steal your wallet. is anything missing? did your stalker take any mementos? how did they get in?

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