By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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Kingspin 0

...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.

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UTTU 0

Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.

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underpaid011 0

open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".

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AKALurch 0

how is it an FML??? did u do anything about it or did u just sit there nd think " this is a good FML, I'll let it happen"

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LTHoratioCaine 4

how would he make bacon if hes still picking the lock, whered the bacon comefrom?

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jorrrk 0

he probally wanted some bacon ya should of gave him some cheapscape

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Rdozer 0

Dang, that bacon must have smelled GOOOD!

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kingjames2306 0

he was gonna do a B.E. and leave something in your house.------ Dane Cook

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MyNameIsBruce 0

11-Hahahaha! Way to go Doc!

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