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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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LolCakes111 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:58

OMG, is the wall ok?

jillianmathers12 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:02

Is it normal for you to wake up crying?

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Arxikist 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:42

Someone needs a night light.

black_emo12 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:16

LMFAO wtf

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:01

Sounds like you'd rather face plant into your friend's ballsack.

FroHo 8

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:04

Facepalm - You're doing it wrong.

SheepShoop_fml 20

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:28

That's just a terrible combination of things. I am sorry OP.

chloe64_fml 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:37

Oh god same thing happen to me.... After I had drunk sex!:/

iilovecokee 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:45

You people scare the shit out of me. My cousin use to get up, walk to a corner and sob hysterically all while asleep. Her sister told me this as the psycho was sitting up laughing in her sleep. I'm never sleeping there again.

TheHolyLama 0

Friday 30 December 2011 2:35

hey if no one saw it, it didn't happen,

Starfiji 0

Friday 30 December 2011 7:00

NOW there is a reason to cry about something.

alethe9 0

Friday 30 December 2011 10:58

I hate those kinda dreams. :(

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