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By Anonymous - 31/08/2017 19:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today I went on a double date and let my friend convince me to buy tequila shots and cleansers for afterwards. One of the cleansers was a Bloody Mary. I'm allergic to tomatoes. I vomited all over the table. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 3 September 2017 11:34

If you have allergies, you are ALWAYS supposed to ask what is going to be in anything you are going to consume or be exposed to. If your "friends" complain about you wanting to NOT risk dying, they aren't actually your friends.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 3 September 2017 11:34

If you have allergies, you are ALWAYS supposed to ask what is going to be in anything you are going to consume or be exposed to. If your "friends" complain about you wanting to NOT risk dying, they aren't actually your friends.

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