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By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:09
Today I went on a date with an old girlfriend. After doggy style she started bleeding: she was on her 5th day of her period. On our way back home, she wanted me to kiss her but I was disgusted and she got off the cab because I was a cheap kisser. FML
You’re a dick