Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I... - FML

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By ChelseaAnn08 - 03/05/2009 17:43

Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I stepped down, I slipped. It had been raining for the past 2 days so I figured I had stepped in mud. I looked at my shoe and saw it wasn't mud, so I looked behind me to see what I had stepped in. I stepped in dead squirrel. FML

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wellesleybanana 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:40

That is soooo disgusting. I once was walking barefoot and stepped on a slug and it went between my toes... but your story is so much worse. Did you throw away the shoes? I would. After vomiting.

tick_tock 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:33

Poor squirrel =[

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manoverboard 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:21

You killed it!

Serial 2

Monday 4 May 2009 1:22

good thing you weren't walking barefoot

maggiewalters 17

Monday 4 May 2009 1:24

THIS goes through and my fml is rejected???? :(

ronca 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:25

On my way to school there's alot of road kill (i walk) and the guys i walk with like to poke them with sticks :( We've also held a funeral for a dead kitty we found, it had a name but no number to call :(

xClarkGable 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:28

oh my gosh EWWW.

forealFML 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:28

poor squirrel :(

SlightlySadistic 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:29

Are you sure it was dead before you stepped on it? ...just saying. =P Nonetheless, that's pretty gross.

saralovesfml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:30

Ew. Sucks for you.

tigerrr 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:30

that sucks, but i really want to know. how do people say ydi? that makes no sense at all.

blahblah17 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:35

D:

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