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By CanadianTwin - 06/07/2012 06:52 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

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Friday 6 July 2012 11:46

Maybe that explains why you are hanging out in Walmart with your dad, and not with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

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Saturday 7 July 2012 10:24

you're from Canada and there is a strong possibility that you are French aka you smell like rotting asshole when you move a fraction of an inch and it happens to be humid out. take the hint and brandish the stick ( or spray on if you aren't afraid of cancer) and stop smelling like Big Foots Dick in public . your dad is just looking out for ya ;)