Love: Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk... - FML

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

AllyB 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:24

... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?

R_Wing 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:19

If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.

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MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:58

gotta love them floors outside

shortyjo 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 1:52

You were walking down the street but fell on the floor?

sabrinabaluu 12

Monday 30 March 2015 19:50

Hope you're okay!

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