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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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YaLubluTebya 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:54

wow who would draw on their computer

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:55

How's this not 100% YDI??????

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cjzolo2 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:07

U so stuppiidd

wthisausername 0

Friday 16 December 2011 0:41

and u would do that why?

iluvumore1793 5

Monday 19 December 2011 23:50

Dumb ****.

cunningchick 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:23

Why the **** would you do tht anyway?

briangliboff 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:33

Get a replacement screen buddy, there, problem solved! :D ^-^

g_sam99 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:22

I've done the same on accident. I had an open sharpie in my hand while reaching for something. Try a regular pencil eraser. Worked for mine. :)

b_rad_fml 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:16

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TA721 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:59

Assuming that it's permanent, write over it in whiteboard marker and it should wipe off straight away.

coolgirl44 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:33

I'm just not gonna say anything...

leoma280 0

Monday 16 April 2012 3:34

Try using hand sanitizer to remove it.

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