Love: Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled... - FML

By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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chocolatemocha 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:10

1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?

Yee12 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:04

He did say you were beautiful.

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JokeMeister 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:23

If he thought that was a compliment, he's a MORON.

the_hawk 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:26

this shouldnt Even Be an fml

SubjectX 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:34

you are shallow, op. you are fmling over a small thing.

cindybuzz 5

Friday 2 July 2010 1:04

Don't over-analyse this, OP.

mets1065124 0

Friday 2 July 2010 1:34

dam... not kool

fail_win_fail 0

Friday 2 July 2010 2:24

dude, that's a GOOD thing... why would it be an fml if you're boyfriends said you're pretty, so what if people think you're ugly they obviously don't matter.. ydi for being a stuck up bitch

alexxusbrowning2 0

Friday 2 July 2010 2:32

atleast he's the one who doesnt think you're hideous

skyttlz 32

Friday 2 July 2010 2:47

at first I didn't get how this was an fml but I guess i get it now

GeekMaster6000 3

Friday 2 July 2010 2:52

I still don't get why this is an FML. Some guys just aren't as good at flattering as others. Would you rather he said "I don't care what anyone else says, you're atrocious"?

kayladeeee 0

Friday 2 July 2010 3:27

how is that an FML ? That's cute

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